#tony: okay

[babacontainsmultitudes]

He's a used car salesman. He has a heart of gold. He can't parallel park. He has two gay witch italian dads. He chops the wood. He has a magical talking cat mom. He's an assassin. He isn't an assassin. He's actually the cat from earlier. He's trans (female cat to male human). He's been shot through the heart. He was in Dewar. He was not in the war. He was in Dewar. He's on his last of nine lives. He just had a marble shoved down his throat. He's even bisexual. I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?

[nagasleeps]

beach day!

[may12324]

Dunmeshi Sona of me and my gf. Yeah, the names are food versions of our own names, its on theme okay 🍝

[chiveburger]

TONY MOLY : Mini Fruits Lip Balm

[kalofi]

nami was the camera woman (paid handsomely with interest of course)

[minimarvelh]

Clint: oh my god shit we lost your kid!!! PETER!! PEEETEER

Clint: omg where is he??

Tony: calm down, I will try to call him

Clint: I already tried to call him, how will you change the-

Tony: SANTA CLAUS

Peter: *jumps, his head appears above the crowd*: WHERE?

[kevinsdsy]

bonus (silly fan tweet idk):

next part >

the trojans social media au (pt. 35): everyone say WHATTTT,, anyways had to bring the core socmed au gc back :)))) i missed tony okay

[sillyparker]

i know its talked about alot like but tony stark truly made an ai with a completely original personality just for peter parker, he made her supportive, sweet, and caring. like he genuinely spent so much time on a kid he barely knew to make sure he had an ai that could be as sweet and accommodating as possible to him. like he could have used FRIDAY, but he didn't.. if that isn't a big ol' indication on how much he cares for him, I'm not sure what is ...

[mjfass]

I'll follow you down til' the sound of my voice will haunt you

[docdufresne]

“I think I just—Missed it.”

“This. The bases, the blues, everyone together.”

“You, Simmons.”

Please read Red Letter Days it's had me in an emotional chokehold for months

[chrysaliscore]

"a lot of people struggle with sleep because sleep requires peace"

tony doesn't sleep except the rare moments in which he does, and even then, he doesn't. not in the way most people do. not in a way that makes you feel refreshed and energised once you wake up.

because tony doesn't sleep unless he downs a whole bottle of whiskey like it's water. unless he locks himself inside his lab and works until his body gives in. unless he's knocked out cold in a fight.

tony always wakes up with a weight on his chest that presses against his lungs. or a feeling of guilt and shame so strong it turns his stomach inside out. or a headache that threatens to tear his mind in two.

he's never experienced the relief of an unconscious mind, doesn't know the route to the emergency exit that is sleep. even in his most intoxicated state, he'll be fumbling in the dark for that door, for that room of blissful silence. he's too aware, too burdened, too stubborn. the sleep he does get is as fleeting as a summer breeze.

unless there's someone holding him tight, a body pressed against his own so hard that he can't think of anything else. something that grounds him, that keeps him warm and safe and secure. but the people who willingly share a bed with him doesn't care for him, and the people whose touch he yearns for are either annoyed at him or unaware of his fragile state of mind due to the barrier he's built up over the years.

so he doesn't sleep, and he tells himself he doesn't need to because he is tony stark.

[babacontainsmultitudes]

For those of you who have finished today's episode, think of it this way: these events have increased the chances of more homoerotic tension between Tony and doctor Mann significantly.

[fluffyartbl0g]

More for my crack time travel au!!!!

Speedrun/Time Travel AU

[urmingirl]

"So.. Tony Montana-"

[jewishbarbies]

[puhpandas]

hi. beckory and fronnie parallel